Parenting - it’s basically a full-time negotiation job with tiny, emotional CEOs.
This “Parenting Level: Expert in Bribery” tee is the perfect way for moms and dads to wear their parenting strategyproudly. Whether you’ve traded snacks for silence, screen time for sanity, or candy for cooperation, this shirt says it all - without having to yell down the hallway.
Soft, comfy, and packed with humor, it’s perfect for everyday wear, school drop-offs, and family gatherings where everyone pretends their kids are angels. Makes an awesome gift for Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because your favorite parent deserves a laugh (and maybe a nap).
Product Features
Unisex fit for adults—because parenting is a team sport
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable, and tantrum-resistant)
Retail fit works for both casual and “I tried” occasions
Side seams and shoulder tape for durability through the chaos
Tear-away label—because no parent needs one more thing to itch about
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on medium heat
Do not dry clean (you’ve got enough on your plate already)
